More Ramen,
Hi, I'm Kris, I'm actually an alien vampire who was traveling when my space craft was rammed into a meteorite. I like Vanilla Ice Cream and Orange Soda.

The Greatest Night?

Me: what happened last night I was to tired to remember.
Paul: oh nothing you just blew 20$ on waffle house and 15$ on McDonalds.
Me: Fuckkkk....did I at least ate all the food?
Paul: nah brah, but I sure did.
Me: .... You owe me 35$ lol